I do not like the Star of Mnar, even if I travel very far.
Would you like it in a bar?
Not even if I drank in my car.
Would you like it in a plane?
Seeing the Star brings me much pain!
Would you like it with Ithaqua?
Nah, not even if we do the Cha cha cha!
What about with Shub Niggurath?
Not even if we shared a bath!
Would you like it in Ry'leh?
Not even if Cthulhu was all smiley!
I do not like the Star of Mnar!
Place it on my skin and it would smoke and char!